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OLDENBORG SOUTH HALL PRESENTS
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Check out the shining faces of Oldenborg South Hall. Each pic is followed by a quote straight out of their mouth on to this web page. Compare your purity score! Click here!
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The Guy Sponsor
"George W. is our man."
Hometown:
Iowa City, IA
Purity Score: 73
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The Girl Sponsor
"Yeah. Totally."
Hometown:
Arden Hills, MN
Purity Score: 84
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The God Sponsor
"Alright guys, lunch time."
Hometown:
Renton, WA
Purity Score: 38
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"That's my penis you're molesting."
Hometown:
Everett, WA
Purity Score: 55
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"I forgot - I can't make fun of retards anymore"
Hometown:
Hermosa Beach, CA
Purity Score: 68
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"That shit rocks my world."
Hometown:
Portland, ME
Purity Score: 40
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"Bizz buzz."
Hometown:
Sarasota, FL
Purity Score: 46
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"Fuck you life! Where's my fuckin' penis?"
Hometown:
Des Moines, IA
Purity Score: 65
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"Shit-mother-fucking-damn, yo."
Hometown:
Dalton, GA
Purity Score: 96
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"Let's get plastered and lower our purity scores."
Hometown:
Fullerton, CA
Purity Score: 74
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"That's dope."
Hometown:
Bronx, NY
Purity Score: 74
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"Stanford--they can do math, but they can't talk."
Hometown:
San Diego, CA
Purity Score: 83
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"Helen Keller flew a freakin' plane."
Hometown:
Columbia, MD
Purity Score: 71
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"Is there a major for food?"
Hometown:
Atlanta, GA
Purity Score: 55
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"You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?"
Hometown:
San Diego, CA
Purity Score: 88
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